Helpful Tips for Half-Naked Drunks

Posted on March 9, 2009 by roger
  1. Tables –by their very nature– are of finite size.
  2. Invest in friends who can multitask; for example, videotaping your sloshed antics and protecting you from unexpected falls.
  3. The line between “sexy” and “sloppily awkward” is fine, but you can find it if you try.


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