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For Sale: One Q, Slightly Used

<![CDATA[ If I’m running the Suns, I look at this playoff run as a learning experience. You now know for sure what you have. A great point guard. A great power forward. A very good small forward. A warrior of … Continue reading

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Danica Patrick

<![CDATA[ Congratulations to Ms. Patrick. It almost feels patronizing, patting a young woman on the back for finishing fourth in a race, but screw it. She’s 23, a rookie, and a woman in an overwhelmingly male sport; that makes for … Continue reading

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NBA Notebook

<![CDATA[ With every passing day, the Yao/Amare draft class is looking better than the Lebron/Carmelo version. Granted, L/C have the boat anchor that is Darko hanging around their necks, but still… I was proud of Yao’s performance vs. Dallas. No, … Continue reading

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I Support Good Folks

<![CDATA[ It’s this kind of thing: The New York Times > New York Region > Videos Challenge Accounts of Convention Unrest Dennis Kyne put up such a fight at a political protest last summer, the arresting officer recalled, it took … Continue reading

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Unitarian Jihad

<![CDATA[ JON CARROLL We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: “Sincerity is not enough.” We have heard from enough sincere people to last a lifetime already. Just because you believe it’s true doesn’t make it true. Just because your … Continue reading

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Running, Hiding, and Religious Dementia

<![CDATA[ Oh, this one is priceless. NWAnews.com Eureka Springs School District patrons are buzzing over an alcohol-awareness seminar that turned into a morality lesson at the city’?s high school. The group that led the assembly is called You Can Run … Continue reading

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When A Headline Writes Itself

<![CDATA[ I wish the local paper had been bold enough to go with the obvious title here: GAS GIVES JITTERS THE JITTERS NWAnews.com White Hall Mayor Jitters Morgan said he’ll be relieved Tuesday when the first two M55 rockets laced … Continue reading

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Shacking Up Can Get You Fired

<![CDATA[ Well, in North Carolina, anyway. I dearly hope the ex-dispatcher costs the city of Wilmington a metric ton of cash in defending this case. The law itself –while stupid– isn’t the problem. There are lots of ancient, stupid laws … Continue reading

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Arkansas: Bicycle Meets Car

<![CDATA[ The wife and I saw the ambulances, but weren’t sure what happened. She could see a bike crumpled under the front end of a car, and what looked like groceries scattered everywhere. Glad the kid’s relatively okay… poor thing. … Continue reading

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Wendy's, Fingers, and Emotional Scars

<![CDATA[ Putting aside my traditionally sick sense of humor, how does one go about recovering from an incident like this? I mean, how many years will it be before this woman is willing to eat out? Or eat anything she … Continue reading

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